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en te tetn MIST I I *N TIESI? I tulot "VUIe. sanonpas minuUe oliko
ge Washington 60la ta:>.>a ^ * jokai- mies?" kysj-y opettaja.koulussa. rkojen k: "Minusta tuntuu, ett hn oli a** elisien mies.': rl*' innUle S a n o p p a s minulle mist ti<k' .a ym. sen?" :.. ^ * 1 soti- ' niseen nZtti:^:.;!!.^ r-f^|TAXY MAJOR PROJECTS
ot a DuU Moment This Summer entti; ' h a n s a seisoo venees.s. hn ei o l e j sJ enteen r i m i e s . "
S Y Y outeen oon 2 le 1.5 .. Tynantaja: "Te sanotte oUeenr. )liisiUe viimeisess pailtassahne 23 :;:ne 1 Miksi jtitte sen?" :oituk- : Tyn etsij: '.'Minut laikettiia eh-
dolliseen vapauteen." . '
vuotta. NP'A- that summer has become a ; crc active participants in the l irst; a:id doing bur share at the summer
la, itsepetosta, I loppuun asti /ahtel i \ ne t v i i m e a i k o i n a ju lka istut lhteet n i o h n - ; heittvt rike valoa nat^-ivaltakuc. 1 k o h - ! n a n l o p u n lhinn iragikoboiiiiiaiita I a l a i - I t u n t u v a a n , j u o n i t t e l u - j a valtataist^ 1 r g a u s - 1 l u p e l i i n . B e r l i i - | K o l m a n n e n /valtakunnan viimeisic j ouko t 1 pivin olLvat H i t l e r i n hov in hallitse- v i n j a f v i a h a h m o j a Gestapo-pUikk Hirn- yksen - ) m l e r , propagandapllikk Gbbels H i t - j a n a t s i e n puo lueka i i s l i an pajilila*| 2 pn B o r m a n n . Muodo l l i s e s t i o l i Hitlain csa la i - j lhimpn miehen, j a seuraajaju Lssa j a ede l l e enk in Gring. Tosiasiassa tas 1 a i k e u - " p a r f y m e e r a t t u Ne ro " , kiitc-n hanti ih jsto- n i m i t e t t i i n , j o k a eleli- yh luotaan- st i t a i tyntvammassa loiatosja, ol i menet- y l i 50 I t a n y t k a i k e n va iku tusva l t ansa valtion [
n a r - i a s i o i h i n iLma-aseensa mukana , joSa jo J ta . loppu- vaaita, annen moina pett- olivat ppuun i kat-
on tiihottu ja kadonnut Saksan tai-
GBBELS J A B O R M A N N i
V a l t a k u n n a n k a n s l i a n bunkkefiho- v i s sa ta i s te l i va t l o p p u i m asti JUtleiiaJ suosicKi a v i ekkaude l l a , imaxtelulia ja- pe tokse l l a ens i s i jassa Gbbels j i
i. H i t - i B o r m a n n . Yleens heidn poliittisi-'] Mniksi j o t t e i t a a n k a r a k t e r i s o i ihmeellinen tie- i . o l e - j tamttmyys m u i d e n maiden oloisia isess 1 p o l i t i i k a s t a . j a ajattelutavoista. Gb- t e e l l i - ! b e l a tm j u u t a l a i s t e n ja puolalat-
h y s - ' t e n j o u k k o m u r h i e n kyynillinenhy- i p e r i - visyj, k u v i t t e l i j o s t a k i n selittnmt- va in j tmkst syyst o levansa suureisa suo-, a t o i - i s i o s s a - u l k o m a i l l a j a p y r k i esimerkik-
* 'li. viel h u h t i k u u s s a ulkoministeiits T T * - I Syyttmn j a kopean Ribbentropa
kirjei-
a!:ty,, despite the co ld s p e l l t ha t ems ' general th roughout O n t a r i o , B are r em inded of the f a c t t ha t
Fni^h-Canadian y o u t h - i l l b e p a r - [ idpat :ng i n a n u m b e r of ma j o r p r o -
lects this summer . The a n n u a l sports f e s t i va l of the O.KSF IS of course the closest to us . his year the sports f es t iva l will be
Leid i n S o u t h Po r cup ine u n d e r the Lusplces of the V i e s t i . I t w i l l be f ive frears s lnce they-were las t h o s t to th i s nportan: event, but the G o l d B e l t
las a reputat ion for do ing t h i n g s and telcoming guests a n d w e c a n be as - tjre tha t they -vvill do a good: job Is far as prepara t i ons g a . : V les t i ' s i rac i 15 reputed to be one of the best In the F C A S P , so \ve c a n expect to lee some very in t e r es t ing races a n d peraps a. few. records improved .
To cnsure a go p a r t i c i p a t i o n of Ithletes at the F C A S P c h a m p i o n s h i p lieet it IS i m p o r t a n t t h a t a l i c lubs jtart a r e g u l a r t r a i n i n g p r o g r a m and blan a number of meets p r i o r to the l i i ttojuhla. S p e c i a l a t t en t i on should fc givcn to vol ley ba l l to m a k e i t a n pnportant t eam cvent .
L\Y SUGGESTIONS? Tne annua l meet ing of the FCSF
ril! be he ld immed i a t e l y f o l l ow ing ie L i i t t o juh la . .Qui te o f ten good Mgge.stions are made at the meet ing uo cannol be ac ted u p o n a t the t ime ecause proposals for b igger . changes 1 the F C A S P m u s t . b e made to the, lational exccut ive before the f i rs t of Jay and inc luded i n the agenda sent ut to the c lubs a n u m b e r o f weeks lefore the mee t ing . ' W h a t v e are rjing t o say 13 t h a t a l i c lubs shou ld ave a good d i scuss ion o n these m a t - ;rs before the end of the m o n t h and ;nd their p roposa ls in to the n a t i o n a l xecutivc.
KNTARIO YOUTII F E S T I V A L P inn i s l i -Canad ians f r o m To ron to
O n t a r i o Y o u t h F e s t i v a l h e l d l a s t j c a m p , I t s cunds l i ke a lot of wbrk, s u m m e r over the C a n a d a D a y week-| b u t i f the wb3le gang. p i t ches i n w e
A n d a n u m b e r of i will f m d t h a i the work c a n be done ir. n o i i m e a n d We w i i l have the sat is^
end in Palermo. them did quite well i n the track and |
job We i l . N o doubt i t w j l l keep us out of misch ie f a n d i n the f a l l w e wi l l be ab lc to look back o n a f r u i t f u l summer .
f i e l d p r o g r a m . T h i s year the s p o r t s : i a c t i o n of hav ing done an^ lmpo r t an t p r o g r a m H i - i l l be even broader a n d p a r t i c i p a t i o n of Fnmlsh-Canadin y o u t h v v i l l a l s o be bro.ider.
C l u b s shou ld r egard the O n t a r i o Y o u t h F e s t i v a l as b e m g equal i n j m - por tance to our own fest iva l . A l i shou ld be done to ensure the success of t h i s a f f a i r w h i c b w i l l be held a t P a l e r m o J u l y 1-2. T l i e complete spor ts p r o g r a m shou ld be f ina l i z ed soon but l e f s do w h a t ue can i n the Tivay of p repara t i ons w i thout delay.
WARS.\W YOUTII F E S T I V A L L a s t but b y n o means least. is t h e
W o r M Y o u t h F e s t i v a l : w'hich will bc ^ e l d i n Warsaw at the b c g innmg of Augus t . W a r s a w is several thousand mi les away and i t Ls of course i m p o s - s ible for Us a l i to pack up and go there the vayAve: p i a n to go to i h c i other fest iva ls t l i i s s u m m e r at S o u t h P o r c u p i n e a n d Pa l e rmo . B u t dcspite the d istance "'e w i l l be d i r cc t l y p a r - t i c ipa t ing , i n th i s fest iva l as w e h a v e done i n the past by send:ng our own delegate t o . W a r s a w . .
T h e quest ion of s end ing a dclcgalc was.ah-eady decided ' l a s t Winter a n d the delegate was choscn a few weeks ago. S u c h a n u n d e r t a k i n g w i l l run i n t o qu i te a few do l la rs and to cover ths . expenses a f m a n c i a l c a m p a i g n was l a u n c h e d last Winter. T i i i s c a m - p a i g n chds on the f i r s t of J u n e a n d i t is hoped tha t a l i c lubs w i l l pu t on a f i n a i ^ s p u l t to ra ise funds.
NO T I M E T O W A S T E A s the foregoing ind icates wc have
a busy st^mmer a h e a d of us. I n a d d i t i o n to these c e n t r a l fest ivals i n w h i c h wc w i l l a l i be p a r t i c i p a t i n g we w' i l l have our r egu la r club- act iv i t i es s u c h as a r r a n g i n g l o c a l sports meete
Yhdess H i m m l s r i n kansi hn samana ika i s e s t i hauto i suunnitd-
.. . . m i a H i t l e r i n sysmiseksi syrjn j i i n a t s i - S a k r a n j oh tamiseks i "tunat-
t u u n tu l eva i suuteen" . Niden .Gb- , be l s iu u lkopo l i i t t i s t en haihattclujffl
h u i p u n muodos t i Roosevelt ih. kuole- m a , j o k a saat to i hnet haltioituneeni j a k o k o n a a n s u u n n i l t a a n huudahta- m a a n : " I h m e o n tapahtunut " ! H- n e n hys t e e r inen ja. herma?tunut lyn-
f""*!" i tilyns e i tietystikn johtanut mi- hinkn. . Hyvn k u v a n hnsn todellisuusta- j u s t a a n an to i myii se Ber l i in in lop- pu ta i s t eh i j en a i k a n a valtakunnankaii
i s U a n tuho tu l l e p i h a l l e jrjestetty pie i n i nyttely, jossa .Gbbels karttoje
j a k u v i e n a v u l l a tysin to.?issaan se l o s t i lhimmille avustaj i l leen suimiu t e l m i a a n B e r l i i n i n ra i vaus- ja jlleeS' rakennu.5tiksi.
Gbbelsin i tsepetoksen luonnehti' m a t u lkopo l i i t t i se t , haaveksiir.iset ei'
i s i y a t . i ^^^ . i j u i t enkaan k o s k a a n ehtineetHlt' ! l e r i n s i l m i e n eteen, sill ne ja Gbbe!- : s i n j o syksyll-1944 laati.nia ulkcpolut-
. i t m e n o h j e l m a o l ivat ptyneet Hitle- >X r i n " u s k o U i r t m m a n apula isen" MartB
: B o r m a n n i n pytlaatikkoon. Bor- jjksi m a n n , hikilemtn viekas ja raaii u p a - gangs te r i luonne , o l i asemaltaan kjl
AFTER LAUGHTER
Book Buming Has Lot of ngles
. . . A n d now W a s h i n g t o n has comc up w i t h another g i m m i c k w h i c h is a very d i rec t i h r ea t to t h e whole f ie ld of p u b h s h i n g . : *
In tr.eir ef forts to prove there was s c m c t h i n g s in is te r a n d consp i r a t o r l a l abcut the . pub l i c a t i on of Harve j - Ma lusow .s " Pa i s e W i t n e s s , " t c n Com- merc ia l i i nn t e r s , b inders , pressroom \vorker.s. contrac tors and o ther p r o - d i i c l i on m e n who hand l ed the me- chan ics of p u b l i j h i n g the book have 'ucen bought before a f edcra l g r a n d j u r y for ques t ion ing . . : -
None of these men h a d the s l i g h t - r-^ -t connec t ion w j i h t i :c Ma tusow cas?. Thfjy nevcr even saw Ma tusow . T h e i r business is proccs.sing books a n y k i n d of-book. B u t i n the cyes of the D e p a r t m e n t of J u s t i c c thcy have s m n c d . T l i c y have h a n d l e d a . book tha t He rbe r t B r o w n e l docs not l ike . T h 3 t makcs them accessorics to, the c n m e .
Alerts Membership Meeting Tonight
Siulbur>-. A niembmhip tneeUDc or the Alerts AtbleUc Clab Jbas been called for (onlrbt at the Finnish HaU at 8 pJU. One of the main topics of disens- sion n-ill be proposals to the a n - nual eonventlon of the F C A S F . Other points on the aKeniU wltt inclade plannlng^ summer activi- ties and participation in the Liittojuha which wiU be held In South Porcupine this Kummer.'
These are important matters and i t is hoped that there will be a Kood turn out of members.
n a t s i - s t roo- riette- \ m i e l i - icyn akoon v i o i n - s u u k - tode l - m i t e n nm o l i va t a re i ta ' t t ava i i k o h - a i k e n . ; n h a r -
i l e r i n koop- I
ja . e s i -
; v i e - e h - M o -
I - v o i m a k a s v a i n hnen kauttaaa pstiin H i t l e r i n puhe i l l e voidai- seen o l l a o t t amat ta hucmicon Gii-1 be l s in m i e l i kuv i t t e lu j a . .BomiannT ' :
( J a t k u u 5. sivulla)
t a l kk i J a k u n tlt j u m a l a n arinoittamais. j "valistustyn tekijlt" kysyttiin, S I
i . m r . I l uu l e eko hn, j o t t a Ch i anc Kai-sKij i d o k - j vo i " p u o l u s t a a " Po rmosan iaai-ta, bis j
v a r o - I l o ihe l a u s u m a a n : tossa. I ' . c i i i a n g K a i - s h e k ei ajattele laa* | m t i e - ; jj^aj^ puo lus tuksen mriteLmi W^:\
taen . -Hn o n tss me iaan kansaO'1 h a l l i -
^y^'^" ! me . P u o l u s t a u t u m i n e n cn huoia* | : Slil e i k o s k a a n voiteta. Te ette Tfc
i edes tytt sill tava l l a . Puolustus- i s enne hsAdtt pitkn paalle msS
^ s a - j c h e l l a a m e r i k k a l a i s e n hengen. , - l i s e s t i l " P u o l u s t u k s e n arumesta knra>' 'se ei i H o w l e y suos i t te l i ak t i i v i s i a toimeni^*
> teit k o m m u n i s t i h a l h t u s t e n kufcsO- )dan- 1 m i s e k s i . ' J a meidn pitisi aloitt^
. I s o p i j a n a hetken (hykkysi Fon?*' i e s i - j s a n s a l m e n y l i ' , sano i hn."
1 : M u t t a jos amer ikka la i s ia - feenn*- V y l i - I l e i t a j a p o l i t i i k k o j a a inotaan sodss- v a r a - ue t so j i ks i . n i i n he ovat kauhistan' v l e y n ! n a a n !
' ' ^ l ^ ' j M u u t e n , s i vumennen sanoen, e i ^ ' da o l l a h u o m a a m a t t a sit. etU c-
! raa l t H o w l e y sama is taa Chiang K* j , I .-nekin j a Y h d y s v a l U i n palitiilDj-'1 ' " " ^ ^ j h n pit itsestn,selvn ^ ett samassa hengenvedsra voaij^
p u h u a sek C h i a n g K a i - s h e k i n ^ t aan . -^ tasuunni te lmis ' * ss " |
B Y B O B W A R D
Looking . back o n i t a l i n o w we eahze that we made a h o r r i b l e foxes ftaw, as the- ' F r ench say, w h e n we kld our missus t h a t we 'd s e eh b y the bapers that the week of M a r c h 27th Fas "Na t i ona l L a u g h Week." '
When we broke the ' ' news " A m y h s . f igur ing out how ' m u c h the p r d s owed to "socieby," a n d the l^ards were l o smg by at : least twenty :ngths. A n o t h e r spot .we were i n
|as that ou r k ids were :covered w i t h p m spots, t ha t i s . B u t thds is a fe:rly measley mat ter . ' O h yes, sev- Iral l ittle W a r d noses were r u n n i n g jaster t h a n R o g e r B a n n i s t e r _ b r e a k - f i ? the f ou r -m inu t e mi l e , . t oo .~~- .
Then on t h a t p a r t i c u l a r day , one |f our potent ia l juven i l e de l inquents lad plugged the ba th room s i n k a n d pit the tap r u n n i n g . O u r f i r s t w a r n - p of the inc iden t was w h e n s tu f f |tarted to f loat downsta i r s . Indeed
|ur r.tairway, i f N i a g a r a U E m e m b e r s ill forgive t h e compan.son. l ooked
pe a j u n i o r F a l l s . So m u c h so i n - jeed that we a lmost expected tour is ts P pop m . . -
i f .our memory serves us r i g h t (and re ce.nainly deserve i t ) i t was o n the pxnc ciay tha t the baby c l ea red th e P.Kc of dishes, a n d we do m e a n I.^ared; our f ou r - y ca r - o l d h a d fa l l en |ui of his ' h i d c o u t " k n o c k i n g . o u t r^o teeth in the proccss ; a n d our |tt!c E i r l h a d h e r eye blckened i n
'd iscu.^ !on" w i t h he r o lder brother . There were severa l o ther " l a u g h -
N c ' mcidents to get the week under ray v;ith lots of chuck les . A n e i g h - k ' s urch in k i cked i n a c e l l a r w i n - P"*-. the T V , w e n t o n th e burn a n d a
l3K. s tar ted i n the roof . A l so pTiong o u r . b i l l s werc one o r severa l rx-n " P r i end l y F i n a n c e C o m p a n i e s . " > i e V. ere the k i n d . vvhich h a d i n
'cxcu.se the express i onv i nk
rn;.'d and F i n a l No t i c e . " Tn-re were a few o ther l i t t l e " i n c l -
tnt.i which we have come to asso- tato ' A l i n ' o u r way of s t r i f e , " but p y '-scape as at the moment . A n d ^ -^-bo thLs ls just as wcl ] .
i n any event i t w i l l be scen that
t ha t i t s t ime to pay I n c o m c T a x . T h e snow, slcet a n d b l i z za rd on the w c c k - end w a s a r e a l howler .
T h e n , too, w e h a d n ' t qui te rccpvr- ered f r om the new's t h a t Les ter B . 'Pearson, p la j ' ing s t r a i gh t m a n for E>ull, D u U e r a n d Du l l e s . h a d dccreed tha t a l i C a n a d i a n s shou ld be c r c - m a t e d equal ly to scc to i t t h a t C l i i n ese I s l a n d s w e r e kept out of the h a n d of, of; a l i people, the Ch inese .
C . D . Howe h a d been h a v i n g h i s l i t t l e ' ' j okes " too. a n d i t ' s r e m a r k - able, w h e n one t h i n k s of i t , how some of the, f u n n y m c n i n O t t a w a can kecp a s t r a i gh t facc. T o w i t , consider t h e w i t o f Honorab l e Howe , .when h e broke the new5 to C a n a d i a n s t h a t U S A h a d a ga in t r a m p l c d o n i n t e r - n a t i o n a l trade agreements. ''VVe' j u s t have to wa i t a n d see w h a t they w i l l do w i t h the i r new power , " the H o n o r a b l e O n e is repor t cd to have sa id .
A n o t h e r t ouch ing l i t t l e g iggle came f r o m lo^^a. I t secms t h a t a team of R u s s i a n f a rmers a r e to v i s i t I owa t h i s s u m m e r a n d . the b ig business s logan (ser ious lyr is let's .show t h e R e d s how f r e c A m e r i c a n s ra ise .such b i g hogs . " ;
B u t i t 's l i ke we sa id to A m y , ' a n y - t h i n g for a good l a u g h . " A n d we do hope tha t everyone h a d lots of laugh.s
Sound Advice In Evcry Field Time magazine reportcd _re-
cently that during the London nevspapcr strikc upperrcrust horscplaycrs, peers and peeresscs, were taking tlieir tips from Cay- ton in the Datily Worker. It so happens that Cytn" is ' the best' in the business and clubhousc punters in black bowIers, striped trousers, spats and so oh, were. umu7ed to find them-sclvcs mak- injr money by followlng Daily \Vorkcr selcctionb-;
Aftcr Cayton- gave threc wln-.' ncrs in a row one aftemoon (a $2.80 parJcy on the tliree paid S862.40). Time rcports that one conscrvative gentleman was a l - most ovcrwhelmcd. "From now on," said he. as he tried to revive himself in the bar, ' T m in favor of coexi.stcnce."
L O C K E D U P On her way to bcd the maid looked
into her cmployer"s room. "Ttic mastcr"s lockcd up- for the
night. ma'an." she said. Her employcr looked puzzlcd. "Really, Jane?" she said. ' H e must
have been very quiet. I didn't even hear him comc in . "
.,. .. . .
W H I C H A n employer. on Icaving his Office.
was instructing his sccrctary what to say if anyone callcd .while he was out. "I may be back this after- noon.v he to!d her. - "And thcn, agani. I may not."
"Ycs. .':ir." she said. ' Is that dcfl - nite?" '
TYAs little fcUow can hardly \rait until the pickrrel scason opens on May 21 north of Uic Mattawa and French rivers. In eagcr anticipatlon bc is alrcady practicinir baiting: his hook. Tlie plioto is througit the courtesy ot tlic Ontario Department of Lands and Forcsts.
Torstaina, toukokuun 12 p. ^ Hiursday, May 12,1955 S i
TORONTOLAISTEN YHTEISRIENNOISTA
Juutalaisten ja venHisten J jcn Ja niiden tunnettujen vien vuosilconsertti on Massey h lauantaina, toulcokuun 14 p n kacn kello 8J0 illalla.
Masscy-liaalllla pidetyss \ juhlassa kchoitti J . B, Salsben
li jollaan toimimaan Frostin to litusta vastaan Ja auttamaan tysmJcllstcn chdoklmiden vs tulevissa maakuntavaaleissa.
Torppto. Don haalilla pidcty<>S)4 iticnplviijuhlassa oli kukkia ideil- le j : vielkin enemmn, s i l l i nuori kaarti esitti silloin monipuolisen oh- jelmoii Juuri itienpivn kunniaksi
CanadAn-Ncuvostolllton Ystvyys- seura Jrjesti Juhlan fasismin voiton 10-vuotis})ivn kunniaksi Studio-
> teatteriin. Siell saimme kuulla kuinka suurta edistyst on Neuvos- toliitossa; tapahtunut atomivoiman kehittmisess rauhanomaisia tarkol- Buck>kiinnittt puheessaan hui tuksla varten. Samalla saimme nh- uhkoavaksl kehittyneeseen \ d f i lmin"Berhtnln valloitus'* se myystllantcescen Ja niihin kfj nky. Jota cn toivoisi koskaan to- stin mit tyttmyys tyllsll dellisuudessn nkeviini. Tolvottavas- heutlaa; Hn kchoitti tyve ti musta fasismi ei en koskaan p- se ihmiskuntan uhkaamaan. Vihan, vainon Ja verisen sodan asemesta toivotaan ystvyyttii ja kaupankyn- ti kansojen kesken. Me voimme mys olla ylpeit siitii, ett tss iUhtcessa on Suomi antanut hyv esimerkki muille malUc.
Canftdnn-NcuvostolUton Ystvyys- hittoon otetaan slvumcimcn sanoen ijatkuvastl uusia Jseni Ja Jsenmak- su on vain 50 sentti vuosi.
Because the Ontario Youth Festival last year brouffht together a wealth of yonng tatent, it was decided that cultural competitlons vould be held again at tliis yeai^s festival Many groupsL have already announecd their intention to participte. The Toron- to Ilungarian dancers. the West To - ronto Ukrainian dancers, the U J F O Youth Ssingers, the Russian Canadiaa dancers of London and the sonir nd dance groups of the Toronto N F L Y are some of tlie groups now bulldlne their repertoircs in anticipatlon of winning honors at the festival;
The G enie of Doozen pfeffer
VVORLD .s T O P R U N N E R S
WARSAW WILL SEE THE RACE OF THE CENTURY
I watched a n a r m y of young fauild- crs i n the ; centre o f 'Warsaw w i t h pick;; and shoveLs, cxcavators and rjuHdozers, r i p p i n g in to a m o u n t a i n of..snow c j v e r ed ear th . .
It .<et-med wel l n i g h inc rcd ib l e tha t w ; t r l n s ix mon ths the scorch ing August sun v.-iil sh ine over a hugc modc-rn .stadium s c a t i n g 70 000 spec-
ta iors . . A few v.o ids w i t h the young b u i l d -
cr.s soon d ispel led any doubt.s. T h e y wi l i d'0 the job here a n d also on the
on t h e Week tha t the powers tha t be j,cv.- boxint; and spcedw2'y a r e n a for .set aside for us c o m m o n folk to sp l i t j 2 0 0 0 0 pecpje. T h e y w i l l be f i l l ed to. o u r . s ides c h u c k l i n g a t a l i of the | capac i ty day af ter day f r o m Augus t humorous s i t u a t i o n s r o u p d . about us 1 j s t - H t r . . as hundreds of thousands tha t they create. . :! of .spcciators f r om every c o u n t r y . i n
Come to t h l n k about i t . a l i of us ! the v o r l d w a t c h the Sccond In t e r - shou ld be able to l a u g h m u c h more j na t ona l F r i e n d l y Y o u t h Spo r t s M c c t . t h a n we do. B c i n g able to l a u ^ h at 1 ^ others, a n d a t ourselves, makes h f s T A L K I N . O "-^^T .
; , . ; , . _ A t the Office of the P o l i s h P r e p a r a - a lmos t l ivable a t t .mes. ^^^^^^^ co.-nmi-ssion I f ound the .same
B u t l augh te r is a pre t ty toug p rob l em i n the face of unemp l oymcn t a n d w i t h the threa t o f a t o m a n i a c ; ever prescnt . , We ' r e a l l for deve lop ing a sloga.'!
hke " N a t i o n a l Latifeh Week A l i the Y e a r Round . ' * A n d th i s is c e r l a i n i y possible.
U E ' s p r o g r a m of jobs, sccur i t y . a r i s i n g s t a n d a r d of l i v i n g and pcacc can become a l i v i n g rea l i ty . A n d m
^ fe apprec ia tcd news of " N a - such a n atmosphere we could rca l l y
oUa ? litus- :sena
[ Y h d y s v a l t a i n sot k hnpn katsantokantansa
i teell ori y k s i j a s a m a asia
p c * .kutea*.-
eam-! , . - ' . -' ' _KhskoB*
L a u g h Week , " in . mUch the strj=e a.s the bass appreciatcs
eony, weeny, little demand for in wage5.. Matter bf fact It
r^s aoout the antimclicst timing l^ -cc ear!? m c u r marriage when :we 50 c-teerved casually that the place
hke it needed painting. We 'e d:d ge: the brush that thne.
V.-e i.T.agine that most people had laughs during the big Laugh
There was. for instance, wamings
l a u g h ourselves s i l l y . We've a lways ub.*x;ribcd s i rong i y
to t h e i d ea tha t " h e who laughs lughs l as t . " A n d we cer ta in ly hops
in fect ious cnthu.'>iasm and conf idencc ! a.-; on the site. and no wondcr . M i l - i lionji o f spor*,.^ f an.s v/ill oon bc t a l k - I i.^.g abcut the Y o u t h S p o r t s Mce t . W i t h a n almo.st f u l l O l y m p i c p ro - j fjramrne of i r a ck .nd ficJ-J a th le t ics , j th^t w i n u.n.-joubtedly be the m o s t i m - ' po.^-tant .sports event o f 1955. i I learnod a l ready o f f i c ia l a p - i pr':>vai and >;i;ppo.'-t has been g iven : by the I .n lernat ional F edc ra t i ons i n I cycl.r. i- . ro-.vi.v.,'. b f x m g , canoc ing . &r:.'hc-ry vvre-tl ruj. vol ley -ball foot- ba l l a n d tcfale t::in;.s. N a t i o n a l A s - oc:at.:ons v.ho have accepted the i n - Vita ' . :cn of the Poli-sh Spo r t g F e d c r a -
to keep our sense of humor :n good; j^ ^^ jnclude Denmark. Britain, India fihape for the great day when, wor-) ^^ ^^ ^ g^.^,,^^ cycling, Norv/ay Ing people have fjnally * o n real se-i j ^ ^ , , , ^ ^ , . ^ Sweden in wretling. curity m a land at peace. The b i? : v..h:ie at:^letiC3 are represented by laugh then v i l l b e on the few Jokers . j^ j ,^ .^^^ gg^p. Fmlaad. Luxemburg who now seek to throw roiadblocks. into the path of progress. Boy oh . * ^ boy will we have the last laugh on j T O P EVE-VTS them- '' ! . A glance at these acceptances to-
U E N'EWS. igether with the extenslve program
shows the possibilitles of a really ex- citlng cvent and, even more records going under than at the first meet in yBucharcsl in 1953, when 5 World records W'eresma8hed, If, as I hope they can, the British Amatcur A t h - letic Association is able to overcome its problem of a meet with Germany and Hungary during the same period, wc might yet see Cliataway, Kuts, Zatopek, Kovacs and Anufriev, nxak- ing it the race of the century betwcen the world's big five,
W O M E N S T A R S
In the womcn'a cvcnts, tablc tennis is bound to be excitlng if only for the fact that Romania can cnter the famous Angelica Rozcanu. vhflst it is possible that Britain can scnd the sensationaf Rowe twins who hold the World doublestitle.
Amongst the women athletcs vrtiom I hope win bc on vicw is Galina. Zybina, v/hose rccord stiot putt of 83 ft. 4! i ins. more than cntltlcs her to tlic description in World Sport magazine "Strongcst Woman in tlic Worid."
L M Q U E S E R V I C E F O R W O B L D SPORT
. In my opinion thcrc are certain feature which make the Seicond Friendly Sports meet uniquc i n i n - ternational evcnts. The athlctios are organi^cd on the basis of Indlvldual competitlons and certain events, cycllng, archco' and gymnastioj v l l l be on both a team and indlvldual basis. v/hllcfootball. volley ball, l>as- kct bll. handball, water piolo and hockQT, wiU be for teams nly.
But note, the organizers are plan- ning something that to my know- ledge has never been attempted on a World scale before. A l i the team con- testa wlll be divided into two cc- tions. one for national teaou' and
. B Y M I K E QUINN
Onco upon a time, m a n y mlUionsi of ycars ago. there was a professor w i t h a l o n g w h i t e bcard who was namcd Doozcnpfef fer . H e l i v cd m a big Stone towcr f i l l ed w i t h a l l kini ls of bottles of d i f f c rent s l iapcs, and electr ical Instruments , and . s t rangc tools tha t looked l ike a d e n l i s f s equipmcnt, but h a d sccrct purpo.scs, which on ly he knew, and he wouldn ' t t c l l anybody. H e was l ook ing for the Secret to h u m a n hap p i nc s s .
H e h a d been i n t l i c towcr for .so many years. a n d h is bcard was so long that it g r cw out thc wlndow and extcnded a long the countrys ide . .One day a p r a c t i c a l - m i n d e d pcasant bra idcd the h a l r s in to a s k i p p i n g ropc for tlie c h i l d r c n , a n d a l m o s t any day y o u could tee t h e m s ing lng and laugh ing a s they sk ipped to t h ^ sw lns lng o f the phi lbsopher 's great bcard.
H c h a d i n h c r i t c d a n anc ient m a n u - stirlpt f r o m 1:is father , w^lio. i n turn , had ir fherited i t f r om h i s father , w h i c h to*ld t h a t i f you would spl i t . a rock, t h en take o n e - h a l f of i t and s p l l L l t aga in , then .split. one-ha l f oi that,' a n d kccp on sp l l t t l ng , you wou ld f i na l l y release a great gcnic who wou ld bc able to tel i you the secrct of happine&s, prov idcd you could unders tand h i s language.
B u t you mus t b e c a r e f u l f i rs t to master h i s language becaase hc spokc w i t h the voice of a vo lcano m g i gan - tic cxplo.sions.
Pro f . Doozcnj i fe f fcr al.so Jiad Jii the tower h u n d r e d s and hundrcds o f Old a n d d i r t y books wr i t t en b y men who h a d l ong s m c c gonc mad or died tr>1ng to d e c i phc r the sccre t to h a p - piness.
T h e y were wr i t t en i n lan'4ua'4cs so Old t h a t n o o n c ta lked them anymcre , and h a d been thumbcd throug i i by countlesfi gcneration.s of ricar-sigined scholars , u n t l l most of them looked j h k e th e ragged tc lephone books you .see h a n g i n g i n cheap barrooms v/hcn
l i n y . t h i i t h c cou ld scarcc ly t c l l i f It w c i e t h c r c at a l l , o r i f l ic wcre on ly drc . iming. . Hc . would see It, t h c n hc would not .scc It. T h e n l i e ' d b l lnk h is cycs a n d It would appca r aga in .
V. M o v i n g ca r c lu l l y . a n d b l i n k l n g hi.s eycs to k c c p t l ic i n f i n i l c s i n u i l spcck i i ; Vlcw, Doozcnpfef fer g r ippcd i t w i t h one of his de l i ca lc tools nud squcczcd m u c h as you would w i t h a nutc racker , T i i c .speck refu.scd to sp l i t . .
. Now, Doozcnpfef fer h a d r cad In one of h i s Icarncd books t h a t If you try to crack a nut w l t h a nutc racke r ; a n d It won ' t crack, t h c n the o n l y th lug to do ls put i t on the I loor and h i t i t w l t h a l i a m m c r .
ThLs h c d id . a n d h i s cyes wcrc bhndcd by a l ight so dazz l lng that It lUun i ina t cd t l i c very mar row of h is b o n c s . S i i n u l t u n c o u s l y , thc rc wa8 a n cxplos ion 0 l oud tha t . en t c r l ng b o t h of h i s cars a t once, It co l l lded In h l s b ra in , caus ing his eycs to bulgc l ike i n f l a l e d balloons.
. . . , . . . .
.Wh"cn t l i c d o i i d I h l n n c d away; thc rc stood u i remendous g i an t w l t h cycs o f f i r e a n d muscles l l k c an a c ro - bat. and l ive c l c c t r i c wlrc5 g row lng i n h i s chcst instcad of. l i a i r s . T h e g i a n t . b c a t h is che.sL l l k c a d r u m and r o a r c d :
Work or kili? Work or kili? What i syour wlll? I can build you a heavcn. I can tear you to liell. . IMI do ali your bidding, But pondcr It well,"
T h e c l u l d r c n . r an q u i c k l y and h l d under br idgcs . w h l l c the i r p a r c n U t r t m b l c d and cr i cd to the pr6^c.sor, " P u t h i m back In the rock. P u t h l m back i n the rock. We d o n l w a n t h i m . " . . . V . :
Prof . Doozcnpfe f fer , who l i ad been b lown out through one of the w i n - dow.s, ;tt fccKn-,' h i s c h l n w h c r e hifi bcard l i ad been b u r n c d off to the
I root.s. " T h c r c is no , p u t t l n g h i m _ _ back . " h c ald fiadly. " I t ls w r l t t c n
men s^fdom 'wa]sh T h e i r hands . a n d i " t h e book tha t oncc f rccd f rom the laz i ly tear out pleccs of the pagcs i ro<,-k. Lhc g iant can nevcr bc p u t thc rc mstead of w r i t i n g down the nu inbcrs \ a g a i " . W e mast l ive w l t h h l m for
they w a n t to r c m c m b c r .
Prof . Doozcnpfe f fer h a d read a l l these books m a n y t imcs . and some of t h e m ' bc could a lmost r c c i t c f rom bcg inn lng to end fexccpt wherc there
c v c r . ' Mcanv/hi l c , t h e g l a n l kept .bcatlng
hi.s chcst and g row l ing : " W o r k or k l l l ? W o r k br k l l l ? ViThat i s your w i l l ? "
A young f a n n c r prescnt cons ldcrcd wcre pages t o r n out> and h c felt j the s i l u a t l o n and a ld: ' T h i s l no t sure t h a t he cou ld understand. the j ^o bad . I f h c w l l l r ea l l y do our wl l l , ' language of t h e volcanocs. Bccau&c,) ^pj-j g jant can he lp us tear g ran l t c a l though no one of the bo<jk;i m a d e ! frfjjn the mounta ins idc to bu i l d new muh m o r e noise i n lt.self, v/hen y o u i^ouscs. H c can p u l i up fitump a n d addcd up a l l i n the t iny squcak of j f.]c;ir the l a n d for crops . " knowledgc c a ch one rcpr&scnted, it | j ju t thc rc wa.s a g rea t genera l who amountcd i n the end to^ a tcrr i f io | fiai>pri)efl lo bc s tay ing i n the v iUagc nolsc, a lmos t cqu i va l cn t to a n c x - i j , , , , ; h e sa id : ' T h i s I s a mlJUary plos lon. ' mattc. ' . K c bclongs UJ the army .
.Many ycars ago, I>Kjzenpfcffcr ,had j vv^iih h l s help v/c c a n conqucr a l l b-rgun w i t h a med ium xizcd rw;k | o fncr pcoplcs and ru l e the c a r t h . " sp l f t t lng i t In ha l f , t h cn pJittin'.,'.half I tlvcrc v/as a l a n d l o r d wbo of St In ha l f , and i t o c n un t l l now h e ! <.;,j,j. . ' j j , . beIoi{ to me. A f t c r a , was d o w n to pleccs >:mal3cr t h a n f{y- ] j ,^v/;i the tov/cr in w h l c h hc v/as ftpcck. a n d he had to u.se a m-AvnMy-i cri:'dicfi. Tm: proicMr i s b c h l n d In ing glass th l cke r than a tove lid in I j^j, rf,,,*.. Thc r c f o r c , . the g ian t 1 ordcr to see w h a t he was domtj. ] m i n c He hali m a k e m c great
pro f i ts . ' C a u l J o n , c a u t i o n , " , w a r n c d the
proff.'>.wr. "Nov/ t h a t the powcr. 1 ._ _ 7 . , /;ther countric ; w l l l piit j
the o ther for club, ' rocks and t.r'>duce t i r c i r own giant . ! Aside f r om the enormous scope th is j H e ' j n u it not be ued for w a r . "
give the meet. i t mean in-za iuablc ' ' Nrjnf/injie " crled the genera l ; " W c experlence c an b e g a i n e d by tfX ! 'v, ' : ! i trike first." competltor to help the d e v e l opmen l ; ' P ro f l t s , " crcamcd the l and l o rd , of port i n every country . ; " H c c a n make me p ro f l t s . "
S'7mc w l l i quest ion my po int o f . * " v / o r k . " uhouted the fa rmer , " H e fie-//v b u t I recko.n tht not even the ' c a n v/ork and producc/* 01-/raplc5 have ever at tempted such " H e w i l ! c r e a t e , u n e m p l o y m c n t , " a n amb l t i ous o r va luable ser/ice f o r ; yel led another . World porL " H e can bui ld a bc t t c r wo r l d/ '
C h a r l i e C o u l t s aid tili ano ther .
On thLs par t i c i j l a r afu.-rno/m. h'/ had a r r l v ed a t a /;peck of mat te r .v)
MeanMrhile the siant paced up and down, shaklni; the.earth with every step: "Work or ki l i?" he thundered. "Make up your mindft. Vork or kll l?"
. ..
Mike Quinn, great American satirist. poet and short . story writcr, died of cancer at the ago of 41 in I47.
ANgWER T H A T O N E
Pataior was vainly try ing to reud hls paper and Bn8wcr: question from llttic Horace at the .same time. The answcr8 wcrc gctting shortcr and shortcr. Finally:
'Wliat do you do at work?" askcd Horocc.
"Nothlng," said father. "Now go away and play."
Thcrc was a pausc. Thcn Horace camc buck wlth:
' Weil, how do you know whcn Ifs tlmc to Icave off?"
k a a noiiscmnan pttvn luun tyttmyyden torjumtecl Canadan itscmrmLsoikeude vaamtscksl Jiinkkien kriisi- Ja
politiikkaa vastaan. Hn korosti erikoisesti, ctti
vdcnluokka on nyt volmakk kuin milloinkaan ennen Ja v( jcstvoimallaan vaikuttaa m: scstl maamme taloudellisten lilttistcn ongelmien ratkaisuun
Kaikkea rahalla saa paii malan armoa Ja linnun ptltr Hmeenlinna.
UUSIA Jnnitysromaani Florence Barclay:
H. Sclmcr-Gceth: Siltalan pehtori
(Romaani 213 BITUS I l InU n i d . H
Orazla Deleada: Palco Egyptiin
Suomen ensimminen sunoma- lelM oli lAurora -Seuran Turus.sn vuo- desta 17^1 lhtien JulkaKsema " T l d - nlngar".
238 alvua Romaani
Esti Heini: Ojan takana
Tilatkaa osoitteella:
SAAPUNEET Koko lhetys erikoisesti valittuja suosikkilevyj
D K C C A S 5Hg iKolsn olki hattu, laulelma, Tapio Rautavaara
Ontuva Erlcksim, laulelma, Tapio Rautavaara Sf> 5171 Min soitan ulleiliailit, tango. Matti Louhivuori
Lintu merell, laulelma, Matti Louhivuori . Sf> 5172 llopeahpivn, valssi Erkki Junkkarinen
Sydmeni ni, Utngo.Etlckl Junkkarinen. KD 5202 Al. tyttni, itke, tango, Olavi Virta
l'okivall, Olavi Virta SD 5231 Kolme sormusta, Jenkku, Matti Louhivuori
Vanha ystvni, valssi, Matti Ixmhivuorl : 8I> 5275 Pariisin kaduilla, vals.si, O lav lV l r ta
Kerran saavun satamaan, morlmtcsvalssi, Olavi Virta 8D 5286 Aldln syntympiv, valsftllaulu.Mctr^-tytt
Paimenhuilu soi niin katkeraan, foxtrot. Metro-tytt
R Y T M I R r;095 On aivan samaa, laulelma, Kauko Kavlik
Yo perhonen, tango, Iris Kangasniemi R 6119 Kulkurin l i u a h t l . v a i i s i , Matti Louhivuori
Kievarin Kirsti, Jenkka, Matti Louhivuori R 61.12 Sydmeni laulu, Jean Sibeliius, mieskuoro
Finlandia-hymni, Jean Sibelius, mieskuoro R G159 Valssi menneilt ajoilta, Erkki Junkkarinen
Takkavalkea palaa, tango, Erkki Junkkarinen R 6162 Pihalaulaja, laulelma, Matti Louhivuori
Ohikulkija vain. Jenkka, Matti Louhivuori R 175 Lauttaralll, Jenkka Matti Louhivuori
. Pirsslmiehen piv, Jenl^a, Matti I^juhlvuorl R 6181 En surujani Itke, tango, Martti Suutala
Eron hetkell, valssi, Martti Suutala R 6193 Kulkijan valssi, Olavi Virta
Tysikuu, tango, Olavi Virta R 6219 Altl, sytyt lamppu, valssi, Metrotytt
. 01, Ritva, tang^j, JUha Elrto R 6222 . Terveiset vein, tango, Erkki Junkkarinen
Kaunbt kadotettu, valssi, Erkki Junkkarinen R 6225 Metstorpan tytt, va lMl Juho Elrto
Kaksi nime kaldepuussa, tango, Juha Eirto R 6232 Sinikaunokki, valssi, Erkk i Junkkarinen
Mummon rantatie, valssi, Ertdcl Junkkarinen R 6233 Kim Juoksuhaudoissa, valssi, h^rmonlfckaduetto, Lasse
Pihlajamaa Ja Paavo Tiusaner Elmii suomalaismetsiss, valssi, harmonikkaduetto, Lass4;
Pihlajamaa Ja Paavo Tiusaner Lalictiimmc levyj kaikkialle Canadasaa Ja Yhdy.'iValloiissa.
HINTA $1.35 k p l . ^Ostajan maksettava lhetyskulut)
Posti- Ja cxprcssitllaustcn tulee ksitt vhintin kolme levy
Leijona-, Beaver- ja Fennia-levyjen tukku- ja - v vhittismyyjt
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