t Vietnamin kapsainrliselle valvontato- Inpidelty ranskalaisten:ksiss.
UKO FRANCO KYSYMYKSEEN it- lee a-\ t i t a-' en Is- n " Td 'at ik- he - an u- 1.
itteli D o n vuo- ises- :tSO- n  l - imi- h  n 'his- issi aten tipia
tyy- :;ar- icon nar- uilla i j a i - oru- ralla
3an- teja. h i l - nos-
M e insa nes- em- nme ssut an- k u -
lelle nme tyn tuk- ista is i in
n - on at 60 tia
marssi Madr id in yliopistoon ja - naulasi s e inn seuraavasti kun- luvan julisteen: " E i kuningasta! E i Francoa! Haluamme syndlka-; ^ listisen val t ion!" J a kun ylioppi- la i ta virtasi lukemaan julistusta, teki falangistijoukko . fasistltcr- vehdyksen j a v i r i t t i puoluelanlon " K   n n y kohti aurinkoa."
Vi ime huhtikuussa leimahtivat fa- langistien ja monarkistien vliset ris-
' t iriidat . j l leen liekkiin. Madridin Ateno-klubilla esitelmi ers italialai- nen mo.narkisti "monarkismiri palaut- tamisesta Eurooppaan" kun falangis- tit kk i keskeyt t ivt hne t buuauk- seilaan ja huudoillaan "alas kunin- gas!" Ja melu nousi kattoon, kun ers korkea falangistijohtaja  Joka oli paikalla e r   n ministerin seurassa ~ huusi koko voimallaan "Elkn falangistipuolue!" 
I lmit osoittavat, e t t Espanjan fa- sismin sileksi j y r   m  n pinnan alla kuohuu mi t vakavimpia ristiriitoja', jotka alkavat aivan valtapiirien hui- pulta.
SIT JA
T  T  S E L I T Y S
T y  n j o h t a p : "Mist se johtuu, ett te kuljetatte vain yhden skin kerral-. laan kun.toiset kuljettavat kaka;?"
T>*miea: "Varmaankin se johtuu si i t e t te iv t he viitsi tehd kahta reissua.'..'
A S I A L L I N E N S Y Y
. "Min en tyknny t sht kauniista palvelijasta, jonka ' otimme tyo.hon. josta syyst annoin hnelle lopputi- l in" , sanoi mrs. Brown.
"Ennenkuin annoit hnelle tilai- suuden y r i t t ? kysyi mr. Brown.
" E i , mutta ennenkuin annoin sinul- le tilaisuuden yri t t."
)sia- I 1 oli i i n a - j. t  s - jaUe I atoa I
Korkeimman neuvos- ton istunto
Tasavallan korkein neuvosto ksit- teli Karjalals-Suomalaisen tasa-vailaa valtionbudjettia ivuodelle 1955, vlit-; si Karjalais-iSuomalaisen tasavallan korkeimman neuvoston puhemiehis- tn ja muodoaU tasavallan hallitui-, sen. Korkeimman neuvoston puhe- miehis tn puheenjohtajaksi valittiin kansanedustaja O. Kuusinen ja nu- nisterineuvoston puheenjohtajab;' kansanedustaja P . Prokkonen.
A SUCCESSFUL PRODUCTION
iThe Kakarat and "Sa\ ome I FOR SALE: - - Seven (7) .vells, I various colours, used only.itiee by :
amateur theatrical gToup,;:'SeIUns. for beIow cost. Apply "Kakarat". 2605 East Pcnder St., Vanconver, B. C."
Thosp few terse ivords close the Chapter on production "Salome'^ tthich was  performed on i M a y 8th, alons with "Rikolliset", as the com- petition play to close. off the series of events presented this Spring by the "Kakarat" and the r i v a l " U r a n - uurtajat." If you Easterners think you po at things i n a big scale, you Rould have another think coming had you \vitnessed "Salome" along with the preparations which went into its making. Like HoUywood would phrase i t : this was the most lavish, colourful play of the season, wi th a east of thousands i^Well, maybe about t\venty-five or thirty i f y o u want the cxact figures) plus set decorations nevcr before seen by any audience!
Problem number one faced by the producers Avas finding a suitable per- former to play the part of Salome. No'.v, dear readers; you are a l i grqwn- up and well-read people so I need not mcnlion in detail the, ah . . . character of Salome. Let us just say she re- quires many of the more artistic qualities present i n women as a whole, but seldom to be found at the same time in one female. T h e young lady chosen for the role succeeded admirably' well in portraying the ob- noxious traits which have made the name of Salome a by-word i n most quarters for centuries; Take the scene where she has commanded the pror phet to be brought out from the cistern SO she can see what the old desert rat looks like. For some un- fathomable reason she is smitten by nis looks and does not hesitate to say so. m SO many wordS; but the duU elot spurns her advances. In^ the midst of thLs dialogue one of the les- ser members of the party proceeds to dispatch himself from the. earthly \vorld and drops his carcass almost on top of Salome. B u t this deter- mined girl doesn't so much as b  t an eyelash moreover announces her intention to "Kiss thy mouth"; ro- f ernng of course to the prophet. Th i s
really frightens the object of enamour Wh clambers back into his well . out of ,whexice he should nevcr have comc i n the first place;
The set decoration was a mastcr- piece in itself, what wi th towerlng columns, flickering torcheis (some- thing the fire department Inspector was never told about), stone wlls, grass lawns, and moonbeams beamihg around here and there. Not large as ifar as size was concemed, but on the impact i t had on the. audience, was the head of the prophet which was broUght out after he had beeri given a close shave around the shoulder blades. Even those who created the prop in question were slightly uneasy .until the curtain went down and the prophet emerged from his cistern st i l l attached to his own head; so realistic was the synthetic twin. I t should be told here that i n truth the plaster of paris creation was not one hundred percent paint and horsehair. Fo r i n the process of manufacture most of the eyebrows and eyelashes from the modelcame off'into the original mold, a factor the brainwaves working on i t had not taken into consideration. So proud are the creators of their work that they are seriously entertaifung thoughts of presenting their master- piece "for dlsplay to the Vancouver Ar t Gallery.
Take a l i the foregoing and mix i t wi th a bevy of eye-catching slave girls. soldiers, Cappadocieans. Syrians, Jews. and so forth, and you can ima- gine why I call i t going on a big scale. Of course, I . rather suspect that the stage would look bare without a goodly supply of actors and actresses traipsing about. Somewhere during the process of constructlon of the Clinton Ha l l , the architects must have got their blue prints fouled up because the stage is the size of what we call "country halls ' back i n Ontario. A troop of moimted cav^Jry could be concealed wi th ; . ease ' behlnd the scenery i n one of the comers; and I can readily believe the tale told around here about the time someone rowed a boat acrossthe stage on rea! water i n a scene from one of yester- year's plays!
When Oscar Wilde wrote "Salome" he must have been getting paid so
AVERY BRUNDAGE IS SLOWLY LEARNING
Iist 1 kansanomaista. He ovat luvanneet Ullia lem- l i l le , Isille lpi- i p e - ron-
ikoi- nton an
8UO- ti-
n in - suo- jaa- ossa i ran v i l -
ulla, a la t mo- ten.
Ja
[ antaa meille kaiken sen, mihin hf pystyvt .
Entuudesta t iedmme, ett sai- burylaiset osaavat antaa arvon, hyvil- le kultttiuritilaisuuk-sille. Entuudes- ta t i edmme mys, ett vieraanvarai- sina ihmis in sudburylaifot ottavat torohtolalset ys tvns avosylin vii- taan sek kotona, e t t Finnish haalfi konsertissa sunnuntaina.
Mut ta kun t  m  pohjolan kes 02 n i in kc-vin lyhyt n i in jotkut maanfflie; henime raattavati lyd arpaa sii- tulevatko he t  h  n vierailukonserttiin, (vai l h tev tk maalle, semminJun K? ou sattumalta viel "kahden pivaa viikonloppu. ^ .
/ AllekrUvannut u ^ o o kuitenkin. e.J :^t*m vierailukonsertti on siksi har"' nainen j   p v o k a * tilaisuus, ettei s 'sovi m i t e n k   n sivuuttaa. Ka tufli'*^ aihetta tulee siUe. joka ei tahan 0=: .terttlin pse .
M e sUs suosittelemme torontoIai5* konsert t i in osallistumista, jotta volc- me antaa. torontolaisilleyst^lUefflff- y h t  lheisen vastaanoton yleW|^ konaerttitilal^uudessa. kum o l ^ valmiina sen tekemn, y l f ^ ^ - ^ kotonamme.
Siis tervetuloa torontolaiset 1^ * Jat ja soittajat t  n n e kivikioW^ banaanlseudulle. Vlcrailukons^ lenne hyv menestyst toivo"*-; sanomme. Pinnlsh-haalil la latataJ-^
" Knsiour-
Avery Brundage, president of the International Olympic Committee, is known throughout the world of sport as a loud-mouthed badger. genus Amerlciinus. with a penchant for red-
baiting;-  Precisely because Avery is t h e k i n d
of man he i a his article ehtitled. "I Must Admit  Russian Atheletes Are Great!' in the A p r i l 30 issue of the The Saturday Evening Post has crciitKi quite a furor and has bccn wide]y quotcd.
Many newspapers reprinted part of Brmidage's article, particularly stress- ing his concern for the growing "soft- ne.s.>" of American athletcs as com- P.ircd to the husky, hcaltwy boys and girlo Erovving up in the U S S R .
Brundr.ge iiidulgcd i n some "rou- tine" rcdbaiting, of course ("The spirit oi fun has been bled from Soviet 'Portf," etc.; but he also made some ii'i':ic.si!ng admis.sion.s. Of the last Oiympic; at Helsinki, for instance:
"Some fcared that the U S S R vou ld trv to u.se the gamcs as a sounding 003 !d for Red propaganda. Generally. tiino y.,is concern that the Olympics, tJcoJcatcd to il spirit of good fellw- ^hir) and fair play. might suddenly '--(ji'Klo 111 dis.seasion and 111 feeling.
"Tliesc fcars proved unjustified. After moving into a camp some 12 miir.v from the city. along wifch the
athletes o f o t h e r . countries i n the Soviet sphere o f influence. the Ras- slans amazed everyone wlth their fricndliness and cxcellent deport- ment.
"Russian track athletes visitcd the American quarters, and, through i n - terpreters. discussed techniques. Rus- sian crewmen became chummy , with the U J S . rowers, swapped boats 'and even had the vvinninp American eight as guests.at an elaborate and friendly luncheon. Later, US. Olynyilc offi- oials were guests of honor at a special dinner at the Soviet camp.
"Through the games. Russian ath- letes acted Tvith perfect propricty. They were modest v.inners and gra- cious losers. Some said i t was a big propaganda show dictated by the Kreml in . If that is so. the parts were well played."
Avery is learning. but slowly. H c st i l l doesnt entirely ^ beileve what he sees with his o w n ^ e s .  but at Icast he no longer goes about with h lscyes shut. refusing to look.
When Avery Brundage acceptcd an invitation to visit the Soviet Union hc planned to stay only three days, but the visit strctched to three weeks. The; more American sportsmen who follow i n his footsteps. the better It: wi l l be for the cause of world pcace, international goodwUl and friendly sports competition.
much per word because the length of the speeches is record breaking to say the least. The Tatrarch Herod (or king i f you wlsh): gocs on for intervals long cnough to alIow the stage hands to go out for a cup of coffee and return during the process of a single speech. A l i he is doing during most of these is repeating himself, tell lng Salome he w i l l give her anything from the Kohinor diamond to the T  j M a - hal i f she wi l l forget about her obses- sion for; a v i t a i portion of the P ro - phefs body. B u t a l i to no avail , espscially with Herodius, his wlfe, backing up her daughter i n her de- mand for. the grissly trophy i n re lm- bui-sement of the dance of the seven veils: .
The audience reaction to the play was hard to judge. During the pre- sentation there .were no outbursts of either laughter pr tears, because. 1 would imagine they were, strivlng hard to undcrstand the six syllable English words. The applause at the end was satisfactory. enough to satis- fy the director anyway; There had been some taik of taking "Salome" down south of the border and I un- dcrstand a couple of critics from that ncck of the woods were i n the au- dience. The pian however was shelved; I suspect because there were feai-s .the . folks down there Just couldn't digest- so much: outpouring of talent at one sitting.
One rcsult is obvious. The play .sorved to stimulate old intcrcsts and arousc some new oncs among the younger generation and a full scale Production, instead of a one-act af- fair, is by no means out of the ques- tion; and may be forthcomingm the near future>GulUver.
BC Youlh Deplore Soulh r^n-Type Intimidalion
Vancoaver.  On M a y 8th at 4:30 am. , locks were thrown through both front Windows of the club rooms of the Nat ional Federation of Labor Youth . T h i s is the second time In two weeks the Windows have hecn smashed. Chief of Police V a l t e r Mul l igan has been intervlewcd, and protection o t the'club room has been assured. The Chief said that he would conduct a n investigatlon of the acts.
The executive of the N F L Y met Sunday evening and have taken steps to investigate these incidents.
N F L Y Secretary G l y n Thomas stated. "It seems some hooligans, getting theh- cue from McCarthy's ideas i n the UJS., are trylng to violate the law and br lng southem-type i n - timidatlon Into Canada. We are sure most C a n a d l a n s w l l l reject this. We offer any young person who disagrees with us, the use of the club rooms^ to debatc our views on Canada's fuiure. In the U.S. people l ikc^McCarthy en- courage violence as a way of in t imi- dating people. The truth is that the N F L Y is an organization of patrlotic- minded young Canadians who believe Canada - must break from U.S . doml- nation. We believe i n a socialist future for our country. We believe i n promoting f riendship between young people of a l i countries. I n this way we work for a peaceful future for Canada." *
GETTING READY FOR THE BIG SUOIV!
BOOZE HITS THE NEWS
. IMPOSSIBLE
Asked by the teacher: "Now, i f I were to lay five eggs here and two eggs there. how many would I have?" : ' 'You couldn't d o l t , teacher", rep- lied J immy.
B Y B O B WARD
One of the rummicst Itoms to hlt our eyes f or a long time was a recent news Story about a tcam of sclentlats who liave come iip wl th the dlscovery that the: better brand of llquor one drinks the less likcly onc i s to have a hang-over.
The team of scientlsts has been wking on this project for quite some time and from the report it would really seem they'/d thrown themselvcs right into the pirit of the; matter.
The way the noble cxpcrlment has been carried out has been by plying rats wlth al i varietles and gradcs of alcolMllc beverage and then tcstlng them for "morning after" cffects.
A n d thus i t was that tliese scien- tlsts arrived at the opinion that the better the llquor the less you'll feel the next momlng that the nlght bcr fore you just shoulda otood In bod. Our own oplnoln, for what lt's worth is that the wholc experlment wa5 n frightful waste o f llquor.
iMatter of fact we know of several cronles who deem that. the vhole matter should have been reported to the Society (for the Prevention of Cruelty to Anlmals. Not. mlnd you. that they were agalnst the experlment as 6uch. B u t the way they ivlcwed thev matter was that even, now gct this. even i f they had to sacrlflce themselveq, It wouId have been bet- ter than getting those poor llttle rats
Seven Festivals For Canada D a y Canada's birthday this year wl l l be
celebrated by seven youth festivals across the country at which sports and cultural achievements wi l l be dedicated to a Greatcr Canada.
M a n is considered to be old whn he reachcs three score and tcn years. Bu t to a country, life can ibegin at 88. That Canadian youth have confi- dence In our country'5 future la ex- pressed in the youth festivals to l>e held in Quebec. Palermo. Port Ar thur , Winnipeg, Regina Edmonton and Vancouver.
W E S T E R N J U B I L E E In Quebec i f s a festival for a C a -
nadian flag. In Albert . i f s the "A1- : bcrta Jubilee Youth Festival." mark- ing that province's 50th anniversary; To take place at E l k Island P a r k near Edmonton, i t wi l l -feature a s l  r t s meet as well as cultural program de- picting Alberta's growth. the con t r i - bution made to her development by the pioneers of divernj national o r i - gins, and many more cxciting things, Saskatchewan youth too wi l l be ccle- brating their provlnce's 50th b i r th- day. .
The Festival Committee i n Vancou- ver announces that "Some of the pos- sible events: for the festival are: an outdoor conccrj, of Canadian music, song and dancc; a track and field competition; an Indian canoe race; an exhibition of Canadian arts and science volleyball and softball touma- ments; national group participation i n folk concert-^t; a log rolling contcst an exhibition field and lasroi^sc game; a banquet and dance, a swlm- ming meet." Plans are well under way and "People promlncnt In the athletic and cultural field have been contacted and have indicatcd their .5upport.
S T A N L E Y P A R K S I T E Stanley Park, natlonnlly known
beauty spot, is the site of thclr affair i on take place on July 1 wcckcnd. "We
are a young nation and already wc have many achievements to our cre- dit," says theh- press release. "These achievements deserve to be better known.. One way this can be done is to hold a cultural and athletic fes- tival on . our national birthday. Through such a festival, the youth of Br i t i sh Columbia wi l l have a wonder- fui opportunity 'to dlsplay their capabilities." ^ <i4|
I n Port Ar thur on A p r i l 13, 26 dele- gates representing nine youth and cul tura l . organizatlons mapped out plans for. the greatest celebratlon of its k ind i n this area. Already, the youth. club of the Association of United Ukra in lan Canadians is rc- hearsing the play " T  n Sawyer" as a contribution to a drama night on the gala weekend f June 24-26. June 24 is Midsummer's Night, traditlonally a nlght of gaiety and dance for the Scandinavian people. A concert and dance' are planned to celebrate this event and officially open the North- westem Ontario Youth Festival for a Greatcr Canada. Sports compelltions are eageriy lookcd forward to.
Wal ly 'Sloboda, cuHiiral director f the A U U C , was the popular cholcc for chalrman, while Mary Slo)odlan, re- presenting the Slovaks, was unani- mously elected Secretary, T h e color- ful Co-op Cul tura l group, fresh from a vcry siuxsessful Wlnnipeg concert is preparlng for the festival and can be expected to present some fine Can- adian dances. The F inn ish Youth arc planning to present gym dlsplays as Weil as partlclpatc i n the drama night. The highlight o f the entire weekcnd wil l be an excitlng concert Involvlng ali parliclpants In the festival c l l - maxed by the adoption o f the Youth Plcdge to honor Canada,
O N T A R I O F E S T I V A L E X P A N D B Wlnnlpcg is planning a three-day
festival on the Ju ly 1 weekend, at Husavlck and Winnipeg Beach, wlth a fine sports and cultural program, and a competition on the theme of "Can- ada, her land. her people, her future."
In Ontario, proud of having ori?l- nated these festivals, an even better affair than last year is planned. Tor- onto, London, Windsor. Ottawa, Leamlngton, Chatham and Sudbury
charge of the track and field compe- t l t l ons . 'Tab le tennis wi l l be a new sport added to the host of others this year. Wi th so many tcams cntcrlng the competitiqns,. cach playcr is a l - lowed to play on only two of the team games. o
The open air concerts and danccs. and the cultural compctltions, the wiener roasts, slng songs. new fricnds  ali wl l l be part of this great celcr bratlon. :'
Festival fever is: contaglous. Last year, only Ontario and Quebec held them, and now they have spread across the country. Perhaps It wll l be possible beforc very long to hold a National Youth Festival for a Grcater Canada,"
are some of  i c centres who wJll cnd youth to Camp Palermo. Each centre is running a popularity contest. The v inncrs wi l l compcte for the grand Star on the Ju ly 1 weekend. Plays, songs, dances, teams of a l i kinds wonderful activity is gener ted as the preparations roU into hlgh gear, A new feature of this festhral wl l l be the drama compctltions. I n prepara- tlon for this event A U U C youth clubs are prqjar ing a n evening of one-act plays to take place at We8t Toronto'! H a l l , Dupont 8t..  u n d a y evening M a y 29.
Yri tys AthleUc C|ub ts taking
The Facts of Life Pittsburgh.  Tnc March 15 Lviue
of Westinghousc News exprciscsi a- larm editorially ovcr the reftults of a recently conducted survey among high School scnioi-s of 86 schools in variou.') scctions of the United States.
The company'.s paper reporU the following survey rcsults:
1. EJghty-two per cent do not l)C- lieve we have competition in buKinesn
2. Stxty per cent .said owncr gct too much of the prof its.
3. Seventy-six per cent said ownci's get most of the gain-s from new ma- chinery.
4. Pifty-fivc per cent .seem to agrec wi th the CommunLst thcory. 'from each, according to hi,'i ability, to cah according to his nccd.'
5. Sitxty-one per cent don't think the incentlve of prof its i riccca-iary for the survival of our By.stem.
6. Sixty per cent said a workcr should notproduce ali hc can.
T h e Westlnghou.se News cornplains these studenLs haven't been getting the r ight kind of Information amJ suggesta what it cmployccs houid do to teach their chlldrenJiow Ameri- can buslne workfi,
Maybe the trouble is that parents who work for companlcs like Wctjn- house have already long ago told thcir chlldren how It workK!
P R E S C R I P T I O N
The doctor who.-ie medical f i i l l l far exceeded the clarlty of hi handwrit- Jng sent an invitation to a patlent to spend an evening with him. addlng that there would be rna-ilc, cardi, and to on, 
The friend failed to turn up and eent no explanation. TVhen they met the followlng day the doctor aeked whether he had recelved the note. ' "Yes. thank you", replied the other. 'l took i t to the druggtet and had i t m  d e up. and I feel much better a l - ready,"
stinking dnuik day after day after day. And we do have to conccdc that tlils Is qulto some sacrlflce for tliesc cronles of otu-s.
V/c had nevcr particularly thought of them a s b c l n g Interestcd In "sci- ence", but the llquor-drinklng-rat cplsode just show{ us how wrong wo can of tcn be about an cstlmatlon of oven our own fiicnds and their inte- rests,
Howevcr; we should say In passing that they do know their l ickcr. So aocomplishcd. indeed, has one bccome that he can teli any brand at a sniff. One time we rccall*hc was tcstcd on every concelvablc brand and named them al i . Even when they were mixcd he could teli whftt wa.' in the mix. Pinal ly hc ,was trled on atralght watcr. '^Well, what brand Is that?" hc was asked. "Don't know that one," hc roplled, "but 1*11 teli youone thing It ju.st won't sell." '
A n intcrestlng sldellght of the ex- perlments was the dlscovery that vod- ka is the purest alcohoUc drlnk and iproduces less hang-over per fluld ounce than a l i other brandn and grades of hooch. A n d if John Fostcr DuUes is listening hc wl l l most l ikely read into this dlscovery a ncO angle on the much-debated Ya l t a Confer- ence.:
Another thought on the experlment Is the tale of the fellow who uscd to go to a bar ovcry nlght. One: nlght his wlfe followed him, sat next to h l m at the bar and ordercd a shot of ryc. She drank i t dowu and' made a:wry facc. "Ugh," ihe saldi "how can you drlnk this awfui etuff?". The hurfiand smllcd,"Sec houoy. and a l i of these years you've been saylng that IVe Juat been havlng a good time," . .
We don*t know.how the rats wUl like the .Story of the fdlow who got o terriflc hangovcr and wa3 asked If he'd care f o r a bromo 6eltzer.."Ye Gods. no", hc stated. "I couldn't stand Ihc noisp."
'VVhile we'rc at It mlght as wcl i go ori with Uic n'ory of the OB-ycar old chap who had nevcr touchcd a drlnk of llquor In his Ufo. Whcn some tcc- totalcrs got wlnd of this they went to visit the old fellow to gct ali the facts SO that the Word could bc spread about the advantagcs of abstalnlng. Howo-/er, they could hardly hear what hc had to .say bccaasc of: the terriflc commotion in the next room. Flnally they asked h im what ali the noLsc was about. "It'.s Just paw," hc roplled "hc'ft 132 today and hc's rlp-roaring drunk agaln."
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Wc don't know about anyonc clsc; but i f a always mighty plcaslng to us when wc rcad of sclcntlstfi being cn- ggcd i n such "Scientific" pursults as testing the walli>p of llquor. F o r the way wc vlcw the matter is . that the more scientlsts that gct cngagcd In thcso pursuits the Icsa thcrc wll l be of that pcculiar Bpecles of "sclcntlfst" who devotc a l l of their waklng hours to seclngvvhat type dcadilcr wcapon can bc dcvlsod to assurc that more people can be wlpcd out more qulck- ly.
So it li that wc alutc thcac mcn of science who arc concemed wlUv "hanglng-ovcr" rathcr than "bang- in ovcr."
And we mlght add; too, that If they cvcr run. out of rata to experl- ment on, wc'vc bccn asked to glyc re- ferencc.? for these cronles of our, Wc might say that they can outdrlnk any rats that wc'vc cver known, -
Torstaina, toukolc. 19 p Thursday* May 19,195B
A MIRACLE EXPLAINED Clarence Darrow, the great Ameri-
can labour lawyer. whllc- tourlng the Holy Land, dcclded one day to make a voyage acroaj the Sea of Galllec,
He lookcd Hh-jui for a suitable ferry-man. chosc one that hc thought likcly. and trled Immedlately to sett- ie on a reasonable remuneratlon.
The chap stuck to what Darrow thought an exortaltant flgure and turnlng away In dlsgust, the Iawyer made the now famous remark:
'No wonder Chrlst walked!" .
I.OOKB ARE OECEIVINC "How are you this momlng?" AU right," "Weil then, why don't you noUfy
your face?"
Cnnes. AmerlkhalaiocDTil- n i "KUHy" Ml lunUviilikona, loukolutun II pnii fcansalni-ftiisen filmlfesUvaalin cuoreii palfcfn- naii. ObJaaJ on Oelbert Blsnn J Piilosina nyttelivt Ernest Borgnina Ja Betsy Blair.
ParhaaUe dilesD^jtleUJlln pn nettavan :pabJnnonsal Spencer Tracy. clofcavaasa "Bad Day at BlacJi RocV.
: Ohjaajapaiklnnol salvat ven- linen Serge VasUJef Ja ransfca-
' lainen Jules Dassin. Paras draamafUml; "Itn Ee-
denist (V8A). rai:as musilkklUml: "Romeo Ja
Julia" <NeuvostoIUtto). Paras lyhytfilmi: "Blhtklty
BUnk" (Canada). Paras dokumentaarlfIlmi: Tulen saari" (Italia).
Paras iM!lostusriInil:"Syvnme-. renlcatastus" (Ranska), i Kunniamaininta: "Kultainen antilooppi" (Neuvostoliitto).
Enemmn Canadan omaa TV-ohjelmaa halutaan Canadassa
Llberty-magaslinl toimitti ske t - tin kyselyn canadalalsten teleivisio- ohjelman scuraajain keskuudessa, tie- dustellen mit toivomuksia heill o l l - Ml ohjelman suhteen. _
Kysely esitettiin knlkklaajl 13,125 henkillle.
00 prosenttia vastauksen anta- neista ilmaisi tolvomnksenaai ole- van, ett tuUsI olla enemmn Ca-
'nadaa koskevaa, canadalalsten kirjoittamaa Canadassa valmis- tettua Ja canadalalsten. ohjaa- . maa ohjelmaa.
Magaiillnln toimittaja Frank Rasky sanoo Itsen eniten ihmety t tneen canadalalsten "llppu-patriwttlsuu^ dcn" ja ett canadalalset katsovat C B C : n salrastanran alcmmusskomp- leksia tuottaessaan <!;anadBan n i in paljon yhdysvaltalaista ohjelmaa. H  n mynt , ett vain muutamat 11- rtxalslvat p i t  v  m  yhdyavalUlalscsta ohjelmasta.
Toimittaja Raskyn olisi p i t ny t kuitenkin Uct; e t t  canadalalsten patrioottlsuus el ole m i t   n pinnall is- ta "llppupatrlotlsmia'', vaan ett se on c s o l t u s canadalalsten pyrkimyk- ses t vapautua U S A : n vallan alalsuu- dcnia. kuten New Front lcr- lehdess Eclostettiin Jo kaksi vuotta sitten.
Paukku pyyparveen sarvip kuoppaan
Bcrnay, Ranska.  Muutamat ' ur- hoolliset metss t j t Bcrnayn tienoil- la syytivt Jokin aika sitten aseistaan hauleja pcltopyyparvca kohti. K u n mcLsatJt l h t iv t kokoamaan saa- listaan huoma.slvat hc. e t t peltopyyt olivatkin rauhallisesti laitumella ky;i'tcntclcvi lehmi .
Muun kurjuuden ILskl oli yksi leh- mLst saanut haullcatccn utareisiin Ja pahinta oll , e t t  Juuri t  m  l e h m  oli parhaiten lypsv koko maalimas- sa. Se o l i n imi t t in "Marie I", joka saavutti sket t in maailmanmesta- ruuden lyp;<yleiunlen Joukos/u.
'Marie 1" kuoli saamiinsa vammolr hin ja omlsta/Ja .sai puoli miljoonaa frangia vakuutusyhtil t , H  n liaas- tol kuitenkin metss t jn oikeuteen vaatien viisi miljoonaa vahingonkor- vauksena. Tuomarh?n mielest v a - kuutussumma oli kul tenki t^r l l t tv Ja l ehmnampuja pni vapaaksi.
Sydmelllsei onnittelumme
Liisa ja Erik Nyranille heidn 25-vuotlNhpivns Joh- dosta. Joka oli toukokuun 17 p;n, mutta JoU Juhlittiin toukokuun 14 p:n seuraavien sukulaisten Ja ystvien lsnollessa:
June Ja Henry Nyran Miss Bevcrly Sbnpson Eric Nyran Elsa Ja Einar C, Hoffrcn K a r l Lehto Mr, Tyyne Tolvarlncn M r , j a mrs. Peter Laine M r . Ja mrs. K u j a n p   Eva Ja Hugo Rundberg , Hi lma, Ear i Ja George Barnett A l l i Ja E d . Kaupp i
'.    ' .  "  KIITOS
Olipa e yl ltys! Ol i s i hauska n  h d  voidaanko s i t  viel ovelam- min jr jes t . K a s n in sanottiin: suomesta tulee televisiolhetys klo 8, joten on va in 10 minuuttia aikaa- Ol i men tv mall in matka, mutta sehn meidn pit i n  h d  , , , K u n sitten tulimme takaisin oli kot im- me tilkopuoli entisen nkinen, mutta sispuoli oli n i in koristettu, e t t  It voisi verrata Pietarin pa- latsiin. Kaun i i t kynnkset riippui katossa ja pyt oll koristettu kau- nUksl. Si in ol l ruokaa j a juomaa, hopeaa Ja rahaa.
-Enrme lyd anoja tulkltak- 4emme kiitollisuuttamme, mutta suokaa minulle anteeksi tytmiisty- mlsenl, kun sislle tullessamme n  i m m e yhdess tunnissa tapahtu- neen muutoksen. Sitten se selvisi, kun K a i s u Laine sanoi, e t t  nyt on 25 vuotta si l t kun te id t vihi t t i in .
Sydmel l i se t kiitokset teille rak- kaat toverit suuresta ylltyksest Ja kalkista lahjoista I
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