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To deWmine yoiir own Jewish' Mother quotient during the
^ >yhile we may not participate in the theological aspects of recent holiday break, why not try the following quiz?
Christmas, it provides an unmatchable opportunity forJewish . ' ' families to get together^ - ^ ^ . , : . J4i%We*mrK
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emerged in popular fiction and> comic LPs in the fifties and Your 18-year-old daugbter tells you she is on a diet. You are
sixtiies. She may have swapped ber condfy jersey shirtwaister for preparing her. a meal. Do you:
a pink track-suit with matching leg-warmers; stie may have A) Ask her what she is allowed on the diet and make it for her;
switched her neat Elizabeth U hairstylefor a sUb-punk, streaked B) Ask her what she is allowed, and make it, but tell her to have a
bob; she may even have swapped her matriarchal siz€sl6 for a little bit more to keep her stiength up; ;
lean, str^mlined bend-and-stretch torso, but beneath the BOs* Q Ask her what she is allowed, make it, and make a lokshen ^
trappings, th^ Jewish Mother lives on. \ kugel anyway, saying **Eat it, you deserve it, youVe starved
After all, is there a Jewish Mother who can view the prospect yourself all day.*"
t^'ti^^^t fl^f^^i'Pf^'^y 3. Aftiend<«ilsyoash<ii.Boinetoioinani»robieex<rciseel«».
the fndge and freezer as if for a siege. For who knows, extra - . & j
b™n*°f^£orTff^^^ jMyay;erriHc.i,windoyougood.«anddeddetogoa.ongwith chopped herring and cheese and chives, plus five varieties of '
cakr.) . . 4. Your husband tells you he is gofaig to take up jogging. Do
Is there a Jewish Mother who can anticipate this moratorium you:
on normal living without worrying about the bealth-damaging A) Say **wondeff ui, it will do you good;""
effects of too much food and too little exercise? And is there one B) Say ''wonderful,'* but secretly think ^e is meshugga; who will not counter this lethargy by sending her husband and children, apparelted as:if for a midwinter assualt on the Falklands (for a wa]k around the Seaivall) welcoming them back with steaming mugs of chocolate and cake? -
To prevent ^hostile germs entering the environment, all windows will have been isealed sinc6 mid-Octojber. Furthermore, all children will be receiving preventitive doses of cKiekensoup
JACK KOWARSKY ^.; dftvo clialrman
The 1984 Canadian Friends of AMAL Campaign commences shortly, chaired by well-known city lawyer and community personality Jack Kowarsky.
In urging wide support for this year-s appeal, Kowarsky expressed hope that the 1984 campaign **would be the best ever to help disadvantaged young people in Iscael obtain vocational training in AMAL schools.^
skilled manpower which AMAL Vocational schools providCvif she is to survive.'*
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who suddenly take up exercise and drop down dead. »- '
5. Your 21-year-old daughter comes in at 1:30 a.m. Next morning you:
A) Sayrnothing, assuming this to be normal behavior for an adult female;
: 6) Ask her where she was, who she was with and what she was doing;
G) Tell her that while she Uvesunderyour roof she has no right to come^in at such a shocking hour and hasn*t she heard how terrible things happen to beautiful young women, and hasn't she heard of.herpes,,AIDS and hepatitis B.
6. Your ;&l-year-old son comes In at 1:30 a.m. Next morning you: . ^ \
A) Say nothing) assuming this to be nornpal behavior for an adult male. -1 B^Sl^yjoUiing^ but^secretly burst to tsk him whereJie was. who Wwaslviirh and what he was doing^ X C) Tell him that while he lives underyourroof hehas no ri^tta come in at such terrible hours, and hasnt he heard about herpes, ^AIDS and hepatitis. B. You are about to tell Him the terrible things that <can happen to innocent young, men when your husband walks in and tells youtoshut upand letthe boy havea > good tiirie.
7. Your 18-year-old daughter teUs yoirshe ^ gctthig engaged to someone you have never met^Do you:
A) Trust her to make the right decision;
B) Ask her if he is Jewish, what he does for a living, where he comes from, what his father does for a living, etc., etc.;
C) Tell her she cant throw herself away on someone who won't even come to the house to meet her mother, and how could she do 5uch a terrible thing to her mother, who loves her and has brought her up to do better things with her life, etc., etc.
8. Your 33-year-old unmarried daughter teOs you she is getting engaged to someone you have never met. Do you;
A) Ask her if she is marryihgthis man because she thinks it is her last chance at matrimony;
B) Ask if he is Jewish^ what he does for a living, where he comes from, whathisfatheir does for a living, etc., etc.;
C) Say '*Thahk G-d.'' To detjermine your Jewish Mother f^tqr, score zero for every
A; 1 poini for every B; and 2 points for every C. Score«:9>l6: You are JOOpercent, 18 carat Jewish Mother. You .must have been taking^lessons from Philip Roth. 4^: You care about people^ but you don't suiTocate them. 0-3: You ^re a model'of rationality and cool common sense.
Jlegional AMAL director Alan Tapper announced the 1984 campaign committee:
Vice-chairman, Gene Ro-linger;; past chairmen. Prof. - Michael Isaacson, Harold Freeman; committee meni-bers. Dr. Larry Barzalei, Alan Bass, Dr. Nathan Cannon, Dr. Joe Chibber, Nissiam Carmona, Morris Cleer-maker, David Freeman, Neil Kaplen; Edith Lando, Esmond Lando, Miriam Men-delson. Jack Prasow, Isaac Rimock, Max Rosenthal, Allen Segal, Dr. Ben Shuman.
Further information is available from Mr. Tapper at the AMAL office, 266-8308.
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Winter Driving Wkming
At this time of year and in areas subject to heavy snow conditions, you will see special signs fequiring that your vehicle have good winter-tread tires or cany chains oiv in s($fhe case^ that chains be mounted. For your safety and that of other motorists, these signs are authorized by law..
During the next few weeks, random checks will be carried out by the RCMP in problem driving areas, more particularly the Hope-Princeton, the SquamisK Highway to . Whistler, the Fraser Canyon, but includi^^ other sections of road on Vancouver Island and the rest of the province subject to show conditions. The operation wilt be in conjunction with the Attorney denerai's "CounterAttack" programme and other police traffic checks. Drivers of vehldes not property sQuNiped may be turned bade or charged.
The Ministry of Transportation and Highways is doing Its best to clear snow and maintain our roads In winter to make them safe. Before driving into snow areas, make sure you have good winter tires and are canfying chains to make your vehicle safe.
Be on the lookout for snow clearing and sanding equipment sometimes operating in conditions of limited visibility. Their flashing aiiriMNr lights are wgrning^ you to use extreme cautioii and slow down. Make sure also that you observe special signing , and diredlpns jt>f fiagper«|ins if you sii^M encounlll thelh. an#p<t#s^diWe camullr.
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